a message from parma

No not Parma Ohio, Parma Italia stupid.

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

another funny mom-to-be

Thank you Chez Miscarriage for the funny incite,

"Dear precious unborn child:
1. I promise to always introduce myself by my own first name.
2. I promise to invite my female friends over for poker and margaritas on a regular basis, and to laugh unroariously at one another's funny stories until we suddenly notice you standing in the doorway of the kitchen and we nervously ask how much of our conversation you just overheard.
3. I promise to not really make you get breastfed by a goat.


Unless you're being really obnoxious, in which case I just might.

I feel this author has captured the sense of humor needed for momhood. After buying so many books and reading everything on the Internet I am completely overwhelmed with information. Here is hoping that my instincts and reason will serve me well.

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